Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Rational Argument


The blue ones are the best. This is fact. The reason that the blue ones are the best is because they're blue.

The thing is people always want to argue about it for some reason. They'll say, "That doesn't make any difference. They all taste the same!"

Now if you have to be a jerk and argue about M&Ms in this way, the acceptable and logical argument would be something along the lines of, "No, the red ones are better, because they're red!"

That would at least be sensible, still wrong I'm afraid, but I can see where you're coming from. I'm aware that this may sound a bit harsh, but people who don't think the color of an M&M makes any difference have no soul. There. I said it. Now stop picking pointless arguments and just say you like green or something.

-Soupy Twist

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